Anonymous asked: Where do babies come from?
well, as a rational brain who places logic above all else, i’d say from God & leave it at that
Anonymous asked: What are your turn ons?
hairy men w big cocks
Anonymous asked: What are your favorite books/movies/TV shows?
Strange query. Why should you care?
Anyway…
Books: Ulysses, Wittgenstein’s Tractatus, Walter Issacson’s Einstein book, the Brothers Karamazov, the 3rd Song of Ice & Fire A Storm of Swords, Shakespeare’s Collected Works, A Moveable Feast, Plato’s stuff, Infinite Jest, War & Peace, 1Q84, Gravity’s Rainbow, Hitch-22, Lisa Randall’s science books, Mein Kampf (kidding), all the Buddhist scriptures, The Recognitions, The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay, Invisible Cities, On the Road, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, The Fault in Our Stars
Films: La Dolche Vita, Spirited Away, Lost in Translation, Synecdoche NY, Melancholia, Blade Runner, Wizard of Oz, American Beauty, Au hasard Balthazar, Moonrise Kingdom, Labyrinth, Vertigo, Seven Samurai, Lion King, Manhattan, Almost Famous, Ratatouille, Lord of the Rings movies, Harry Potter movies
Shows: Deadwood, Game of Thrones, Battlestar Gallactica, Star Trek: TNG & V, Seinfeld, Louie, Cartoons, Sports, News
To The Offended
So I’ve been receiving lots of flack recently for what humorless people deem “offensive” material. Human nature, or the nature of thought itself is an abyss scratching for the light. No man in history could claim never to have had an impure, or dark thought. No man in history is without sin, and it’s in our nature to gravitate to the shitty & the perverted, hard as we try to deny or work against them. Humor, I believe, is our best tonic to dilute the black pool that is our nature. Without humor, we are ghosts, as the world (reality) should overwhelm us in it’s cruelty. So when I use the word “faggot” (a reprehensible term in meaning & history) as a joke, not only am I attempting to give others happiness through laughter, I’m attempting to transform something awful into something palatable. I’ve made gags about Anne Frank, Roger Ebert, all manner of tragedy, though I always feel within the boundaries of humor. I will not apologize, nor bend to any subjective comedic tastes, lest I be a hypocrite, & actually guilty of what these humorless sheep accuse me of.
Thank you.
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
Crying
Anonymous asked: what do you think the worst tasting thing the body excretes is?
impossible to answer because “worst” implies bad & nothing the body excretes tastes bad
thisismyveritas asked: HAHAHAHAH you have posted like 5 things in 3 months on here and then you decide to reblog THAT. you are insane and i love it.
well it ruled, so i had no choice :)
I posted this picture of myself clean-shaven for the start of Movember:
One girl said that I looked like Batman, I said:
“Batman?”
She said, “No I meant like Christian Bale.”
I don’t see it:
Another person said I look like Joseph Gordon-Levitt.
Again, I don’t see it:
Why are…
Anonymous asked: Do you bleach your balloon knot?
GREAT question!! YES, for my homemade anal videos it’s essential.
thisismyveritas asked: How the fuck are you on Tumblr for like 2 days, write 1 post, and then get a question answered by Rob Delaney? That's so unfair.
haha idk
